could you imagine if the whole world was beyonce. if every single person on earth was beyonce. there would be no crime, no war, no drama. just you, beyonce, and 7 billion other beyonces. you get in your car and drive to school, turn on the radio, beyonce’s newset song is on and you jam. you drive by a construction site where a bunch of beyonces are constructing a new building. you get into school, proffesor beyonce is giving  a lecture on how in 1776 the united beyonce of america declared fabulousness against brityonce. you get sick and go to nurse beyonce and she reccomends you go home and you go home and turn on daytime court tv. beyonce vs. united beyonces of america department of diva (judge beyonce presiding). you wait for tonight and you turn on the big football game, the beyonce bowl. new england divas vs the new york sass. beyonce is the half time show.

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In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

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marththebland:

In thirty years we’ll all be saying “remember when people used the internet?” and then we’ll laugh and laser beams will shoot out of our mouths

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me

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